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Kissable?

posted 4 years ago by cyberbob (3488)
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I'm a very hetero dude. I would never kiss Bradley Cooper unless I were paid big money to do so, or at least guaranteed some sort of place in show biz

This question is as platonic as such a question could possibly be posed. Is this man kissable? Would you kiss him in the lips? How far would you take such kissing? Would it be prolonged? Would you include tongue? Would you grab his face with your hands to better control the kissing scenario?

Answer these questions you fucking coward

[–] StinkyPoopyPants (3169) 4 years ago

Yes, Yes and YES!!! He is a beautiful man!!! 😍😍😍

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Thank you for providing data 😊

[–] StinkyPoopyPants (3169) 4 years ago

Anytime! 😊 Have a great night Cyberbob!

[–] degray9 (1126) 4 years ago

LOL this is the gayest thang I’ve ever read

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

I'm completely hetero, as stated in OP

In some cultures, men give each other little smooches as a sign of great friendship

Would you hold a man's hand? Yes, that's called a handshake. A handshake is holding a man's hand for a little bit of time. So would you rather hold the hand of a clean-looking man versus the hand of a grimy guy who just got done wanking off? You would rationally choose which man's hand you'd rather hold

So that's what this is. A cold, clinical, platonic and not at all gay question of whether you'd be willing to give B. Coops a lil smooch

[–] degray9 (1126) 4 years ago

Aha, as you can see I was not referring to any sexual proclivities with my comment but merely in reference towards your carefree and sunny disposition. A totally platonic observation of your totally platonic question. Good try sir!

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Aha, understood sir! Bully for you, sir!

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

That's what's called an overcompensation. It's gay AF. lol It's ok to admit it you know? Seems enough people do.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

I'm in the driver's seat here. I'm asking the questions and making the analysis. I have jotted you down as "would smooch" and I don't edit my tallies

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Ok Brucy whatever you say. Why say you're hetero though? Seems silly.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Don't call me Brucy, my name is cyberbob. I don't call you closetfaggot69, do I?

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

No you call yourself that Brucy. Your question is scorchingly, flamingly, gay as all get out.

[–] sslssg (35178) 4 years ago

I can only speak from the female point of view and I probably wouldn't kiss him. I don't find him very attractive. If I did kiss him it would probably be just a quick peck on the lips.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Thank you, thank you

*scribbles datum onto notepad*

[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Which is fine

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Are you trying to ask women to get a good bead on who to emulate or something? Otherwise the question is gay AF.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Anyone who does not answer my questionnaire automatically gets jotted down as "Would kiss"

Not saying that makes you gay, but you have been noted as kissing another man. Thank you for participating

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Note all you want but I still wouldn't kiss you nor any man. Why the hell are you so in the closet?

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Notes have been taken and judgments have been made. I can no longer respond frivolously to your attempts at getting to know me as I am busy conducting a very legit study

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Alright there but you're still very legitimately gay.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Ok, I'll go on a date with you if you insist. But I'm straight, I'm only humoring your fragile secret-gay attraction for me out of empathy so that you don't feel weird about yourself

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Cyberbrucy you're back! Thought you were done with this! You're bi or gay but wanting to know from other men whether you should kiss Brad Cooper or not is definitely not hetero. I wonder why this disturbs you so much?

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

This question was originally mostly aimed at women, for science purposes. You are quick to make homoerotic assumptions and that's very telling

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Well glad you finally attempt to clarify that after other posters thought you were gay too. So my original question was, did you ask this question in the interest of emulating him?

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

I am something of a rogue scientist. I seek data where data is rarely gathered. In the forgotten corners of the internet. In the alleys and bathroom stalls where anonymous blowjobs are done. I see what no one wants to see, I ask the questions that no one dares to ask

My only peer is Batman

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

No you're not. And asking people's opinions isn't scientific.

LMAO oh yeah you're gay alright. Gays are funny.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 3 years ago

Your opinion that opinions aren't scientific is scientific

[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I’d kiss him

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

😘

[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I’d kiss you too sir

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

Thank you, sir. Kisses to you (platonically)

[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

Just as friends

[–] Kowalski (79051) 4 years ago

I AM STRAIGHT...HOWEVER...WHY NOT?...DUDE IS FAMOUS AND RICH...I HOPE HE BRINGS LUBE.😕

[–] cyberbob (3488) 4 years ago

If not lube at least some chapstick, amirite? 😕

[–] Kowalski (79051) 4 years ago

EFFECTIVE...BUT EASILY "LOST".😏

[–] cyberbob (3488) 3 years ago

Bumping this thread due to extreme relevancy and importance