He said he felt uncomfortable licking that woman’s face in the “Rick James” sketch. But I call bullshit. Anyone else?

If you listen to the DVD commentary for the second season of “Chappelle’s Show,” he said he didn’t feel right about licking her face, because he’s married. Do you think he was worried that his wife would go ballistic, and that he made that remark in hopes that it will go viral for his wife to read online? When LL Cool J and his wife were on “Oprah’s Next Chapter,” she mentioned her discomfort with a woman licking LL’s face in his music video “Doin’ It.” LL nervously joked that he doesn’t remember that. On top of that, when Oprah put him on the spot about the woman licking him, LL referenced Michelangelo’s naked “David” statue and how nobody batted an eye about that. LL then laughed vocally and hysterically, an obvious ploy to conceal how nervous he was about his wife’s disapproval. I’m not saying that Dave doesn’t really love his wife, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s scared of her, so to speak.