Oh, little brother please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat?
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat
And look me in the eyes, take off that stupid fitted cap
I only say it cos I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair, my dear Mon frere