https://twitter.com/RealMichelleT
Sep 21: Sometimes, magic things happen after midnight ...
Sep 25: I am not, and never will be, a morning person.
Teh. If she stays up after midnight, its not wonder she's not the "wake-iest" person in the morning.
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Also:
Sep 10: Is there a Guinness World Record for how many times a person can stub their toe in one day? If so, I just won the title. #ouch I doubt it, I'm too strong a competition for that title. Thats why I got really tough house shoes that protect my clumsy feet well enough.
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.