ate a bat


didn't start a virus

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OZZY WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY...HE BIT A BAT...HE DID NOT INHALE.

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i figured he might have gotten some fur or blood at least.

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For decades I've been hearing "Oh, he just bit the head off a bat and spit it out, he didn't eat the bat".

I want to know if the bat was alive or dead at the time!

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It was a dead bat someone threw onstage. Ozzy thought it was a fake rubber bat and chomped on it!

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What was he on, that he thought biting into a fake rubber bat was a good idea?

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He was "rehashing" his stunt from the previous year when he bit the heads off of white doves in the CBS record executive meeting.

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Well, who hasn't wanted to do something like that at a business meeting.

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Good Guy Ozzie.

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Apparently he thought it was a plastic bat but then just.... went with it.

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I didn't even know he played baseball.

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Cricket, dear boy, cricket 🏏

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"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket." - Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1SQ3vdv6Jg


1990*

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Fat fingers. I knew it was 1990 because I saw it a million times as a kid.

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DARE I TEMPT FATE?...WHY NOT...1990 TMNT FAVORITE CHARACTER?

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Raphael. Biggest badass in the bunch. Never turned down a fight.

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MICHELANGELO OVER HERE...OBVIOUSLY...BUT CASEY JONES TRUMPS ALL TURTLES.

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Casey wasn't in part 2. Raphael kicked ass in all. The only time he was taken down was in the footclan ambush on April's rooftop.

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CASEY IS IN THE IMPORTANT(GOOD) ONES...THE ORIGINAL MOVIE AND ORIGINAL CARTOON SHOW.


BOTH MICHELANGELO AND CASEY MADE HUGE IMPRESSION ON ME AS A KID...MY DAUGHTER GOT ME A CASEY JONES ACTION FIGURE FOR FATHER'S DAY.

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That's because deep down you love hockey.

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I LIKE HITTING THINGS AND PEOPLE WITH STICKS...HOCKEY ONES INCLUDED...I HAVE NO LOVE FOR THE PUCK THOUGH.

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Which was precipitated by the biting off of white doves heads the previous year.

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We didn't start the virus
It was always burning, since China's been turning

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He's bat-shit crazy.

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