Vanilla Ice is better
It's true.
sharePeople shit on vanilla ice but he didn't have the advantages eminem had like having a established rap legend holding his hand during his early career and being all up in his videos.
shareVanilla Ice was bland and lacked talent unlike Eminem.
sharecoffee pot, coffee pot
hot coffee, that's not
coffee in my coffee pot
my name is Marshall
and I got a coffee pot
bought it at Wal-Mart and almost dropped
it in the parking lot
coffee caught, before it landed
Trump hardens my cock
he wrote the Art of the Deal, but
I wrote the Art of the Coffee Pot
jerk off my coffee cock
till I get off my pot
I don't smoke pot unless it's made of coffee, but
it's largely not
used to listen to Bob Marley
now I just listen to my coffee pot
built a robot out of coffee, call it a coffee bot
laughed so hard I got coffee snot
runnin out of my nose, but it landed in the coffee spot
got a walkie-talkie, now I'm talking with my coffee pot
but hey Trump, coffee pot!
that shit's awfully hot...
lol, i had to google it and see if that was real. And people consider him to still have it. That's some laughable lyrics right there.
shareThis is actually a very good point. They're the same age but Vanilla Ice blew up nearly a decade before Eminem. He was very young and in uncharted territory as the first white rap star, without the benefit a big hip hop producer like Dr. Dre propping him up. Eminem had that, along with a blueprint of what mistakes not to make, thanks to Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice was definitely a more talented performer who could have a more lasting success if he had better support but despite the advantages that Eminem had in that regard, most people would likely agree that his talent as a songwriter/rap lyricist is what set him apart & contributed his overall far more successful career.
shareI like Vanilla Ice's Ninja Turtle rap better than anything Eminem did.
https://youtu.be/R_K6971WmAs?si=Ev7KnzrlTGHLtZqa
Everyone knows V-ice is better.
Those that don't, haven't heard enough V-ice?
Word to your mother.
shareDawg, I was cooking in my parents' kitchen the other day and they got the wire taps and shit. So I was all like, Hey Cuntsore, play me some Vanilla Ice, and then it badgered me for like 45 seconds about signing up for some pay service nonsense. But then it started playing me Vanilla Ice. And first it was like, I ain't ever heard this one. You sure that's VI? And then I was like, I ain't ever heard this one either? You sure? Still VI. And then it played like three of his hits in a row and we all started bouncing around slicing tomatoes and onions and shit. It was really fun. Even the old folks who had no idea what was happening was smiling. That shizzle don't happen with M&M. Ice is King.
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