Its been said.. but...

PLEASE for the love of god dude, get a *beep* nose job. If i ended up stranded on a remote island with adrian and needed to work out the time, id use this guys face as a sundial.

Let's get that sorted. It's time for that to be sorted. It's not for a lack of money, and it's not as if, at this stage, it adds to his "charm". It literally pains me that it exists. He could atleast rent some of it out. It's hard these days for first time buyers to find homes within budget, but if he rented some of his unfathomable, frankly irresponsibly large nose, they'd have their own space, and plenty of it, for a decent price.

He has the power and money and let's face it, he has the reason and motive to expunge that cataclysmic disaster from his otherwise normal face, let's make it happen boy. Please. If not for his sake, for mine.