She should thank god she married Michael Douglas
She was looking for a step up the ladder in status & career. Not to mention she made sure to have the kids quick to lock into his money in case the marriage didn't last which we all knew it wouldn't. Douglas was a known sex addict who likely has STDs. Yet with her looks she married him! So she should be thankful!
Sheldon:"Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon."