The Lizard Controversy

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Carl_Weathers&diff=186242853&oldid=186236166

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While filming on location for the movie [[Predator]], many members of the cast and crew began to notice Weathers incrisingly erratic behavior. This culminated late one night when loud grunts, cries of passion and lizard-like hissing were heard from the hut erected for Weathers' during the stay in the jungle. Several dollygrips rushed in to see what the commotion was all about; the scene they encountered would be burned onto their retinas for the rest of their lives. Weathers, surrounded by hypodermic syringes and empty bottles of [[Irish Rose]], had not less than fourteen [[iguanas]] simultaneously engaged in fellating his massive, ebony member, while a large [[Komodo dragon]] smothered him with its girth in an act of [[autoerotic asphyxiation]]. When the horrified crew members chased the various lizards out of the hut, Weathers was heard to exlaim "There's two or three men out there, *beep* lizards. And I'm one of 'em!" This horrifying situation was later worked into the shooting script of the film.


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Basically someone vandalized his wikipedia page in a really funny way and I think this gem deserves to stay alive.