Python.

Sergeant: You married sir?

Officer: Yes, yes rather. Did I ever show you that picture of my wife, Sarge?

Sergeant: Ah.. no sir.

Officer: Where is the damn thing? Yes, here we are. Pretty nice eh?

Sergeant: Ah, a bit ugly though, sir.

Officer: Ugly?

Sergeant: You know I mean. Not attractive to men, sir.

Officer: Well, I suppose that's rather a matter of taste, Sergeant.

Sergeant: Oh, no no, she's ugly sir.

Officer: Its not a very good picture actually, it makes her nose look too big.

Sergeant: No, the nose is alright. It's the eyes.

Officer: What's wrong with her eyes?

Sergeant: Well, they're crooked sir.

Officer: They're not crooked..

(Bombs fall and machine-gun fires...)