TAURIEL WIPED THE FLOOR WITH EOWIMP! HAHAHAHAHHAA!

I was prosecuted by purists and Wimptards when I said Tauriel was going to obliterate the overrated Orc-toothed shriekster. And now I'm vindicated! Eowimp sucked donkey ass (for those who don't understand the difference, Eowimp is exclusively that abominable and insulting movie mockery of book Eowyn) thanks to horrid writing and even more horrid miscasting. So I was happy that Arwen became much more popular in public, but Wimptards and some incorrigable purists wouldn't accept the truth. But now the justice has bene done and real badass character, not some weekend warrior in drag, is capturing hearts and minds. Eowimp was never this praised. Hardly few remembered that she was in the movie. But Tauriel is the favorite character, ha,ha, over canon characters! Gotta love the twist!

I'm so proud of myself for being hardcore anti-Eowimp. Now I'm victorious and everyone who prosecuted me for trashing that stupid character (thanks to awful actress) and for saying that Tauriel would clobber the cretin can now eat their heart out. I won! hahahahahaha!