Quick! If you walked into a room and saw Natalie Imbruglia lying naked ... - Natalie Imbruglia Discussion

[–] Kowalski (75528) 2 years ago

... on the floor, cold and ashamed, what would you do?

I WOULD GET HER LYRICS RIGHT...SHE IS COLD AND SHE IS SHAMED.

I'M ALL OUT OF FAITH...THIS IS HOW I FEEL...I'M COLD AND I AM SHAMED...LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR...ILLUSION NEVER CHANGED...INTO SOMETHING REAL...I'M WIDE AWAKE AND I CAN SEE THE PERFECT SKY IS TORN...YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE...I'M ALREADY TORN.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 2 years ago

I took necessary liberties with the lyrics.

If one is shamed, and they feel the need to strip naked and lay down on a cold floor, I'd say they feel ashamed.

And frankly, she should feel ashamed. Get up and cover yourself, you silly bitch. What is she, a total basket case?

Now stop hemming and hawing. Quick! Do something! She's buck naked!

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[–] Kowalski (75528) 2 years ago

WHAT?...LIKE PEE ON HER?...I'M NOT YOU....I WOULD GET THE POOR GIRL A BLANKET.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 2 years ago

No, of course I'm concerned about her welfare. But if she wanted a blanket I'm sure she was capable of getting one herself. She's acting like a complete retard.

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[–] Dainty (1959) 2 years ago

This thread lol

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 2 years ago

Thank you. I've been posting this same thread for 20 years on various forums and it never fails to satisfy. 🤣

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[–] Dainty (1959) 2 years ago

CHAD

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[–] Kowalski (75528) 2 years ago

COCK

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[–] chilone (17865) 2 years ago

What a great name for a story/movie character: Mr. Chadcock, or even Chad Cock.

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[–] PersistentViewer (2379) 2 years ago

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[–] buzzlightbeer (1901) 2 years ago

I would jump on it lol

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[–] Dainty (1959) 2 years ago

I wanna see ednaswap naked

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[–] Ticketsplease (4024) 2 years ago

I'm torn, do I take advantage of her?

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 2 years ago

You're overthinking it. Act on impulse. I don't think you would.

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[–] fc31 (5373) 10 months ago

I don't think you got that 'torn' reference.

That was the only song I liked of her.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 10 months ago

Irrelevant. Quick. What would you do?

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[–] fc31 (5373) 10 months ago

I take off my cloth, and offer it to her.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 10 months ago

What, like you're only wearing a piece of cloth? Like a loin cloth?

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[–] fc31 (5373) 10 months ago

Well, you got to get half naked first to see her reaction. If everything is OK, I will offer to buy her a drink, and see if I can get her drunk.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11970) 10 months ago

🤣

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[–] phony (226) 2 years ago

I would say "I liked the original song better >:("
...then probably give her a blanket and leave :/

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[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 2 years ago

porn

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Probably turn around and excuse myself. Then I'd wander off trying to figure out why I didn't knock first.

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