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relevant one-liners you quote today

posted 5 years ago by bobbydallas (8515)
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for me :

"I bought me a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."

[–] PaladinNJ (21510) 5 years ago

"Look out for #1 but watch out for #2"

[–] bobbydallas (8515) 5 years ago

when I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through." man that punchline kills every time. so mean.

[–] PaladinNJ (21510) a year ago

“I tell ya, it's not easy bein' me. Well, last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, 'Be quiet. You'll wake up Daddy.'”.

[–] PaladinNJ (21510) a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKadKh9DeY

[–] bobbydallas (8515) a year ago

lmao George Lopez is hilarious

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77379) a year ago

SO many great lines, I don't know anyone who dislikes his jokes but I know a lot of people who love him. He's definitely on the Mount Rushmore of comics along with Norm. Legends.