experiment

THEM: Sir, did you purchase a case of beer with the intent to get girls drunk and have sex with them?

YOU: Ummmm ... uh, yes?

THEM: You knowingly gave a mind altering substance to a girl and then had sex with her?

YOU: Yeah but she wanted to have beer too. I drank beer too. Everyone does it.

THEM: This woman was unhappy about having had sex with you when drunk. Says you got her drunk and she woke up with you in bed.

YOU: Yeah, I wasn't happy about waking up with her either.

THEM: You admit it then? You raped her.

YOU: NO! Lots of us were partying. We ended up hooking up.

THEM: She says it was rape. Are you rich and/or famous?

YOU: I am.

THEM: Every woman you had sex with while drinking was raped by you.


(sadly, the real rapes will be viewed with skepticism in this era of bullshit.)