Streisand in talks to play Marcia in newest Brady Bunch movie...
"People tell me all the time I look 11," asserted the 74 year-old songstress -- whose biggest hits include the passionate love-duet "I Finally Found Someone", recorded with Bryan "Young Enough to be Barbra Streisand's Son" Adams, as well as that song from one of her recent albums where that weird thing happened during her vocals where phlegm partially obstructed her larynx during a note, but they didn't bother to edit it out.
"I was downstairs in my private shopping mall among my myriad of exquisite, dusty-rose-colored-dress-wearing dolls -- not a single one of which is a hot water bottle -- when I managed to catch a glimpse of myself in this mirror I was staring into for 2+ hours, and I heard myself in my head say, 'You could easily play a Season 1 Marcia Brady'."
"And you know what?", Barbra continued, "She was right."
"I mean, I certainly am currently wearing the hairstyle for it," a stick-straight, parted-down-the-middle-like-it's-1975-and-she-just-made-the-appointment-for-the-following-day-to-get-that-hideous-afro coiffed Streisand persisted as we packed up our equipment and were barely paying attention anymore, "I mean, no one can argue against that, right? Seriously, no one can argue against this! STOP ARGUING WITH ME!!!"
Room for one more, honey.