Damn! He's hot!

... I feel a little gross for saying this but yeah, I kinda have to agree. I was watching 'The Vampire's Assistant' the other night and I just kept catching myself thinking 'I would TOTALLY hit that.' To my defense on these thoughts I blame it on the fact that the eye-candy was non-exsistant in that movie and he dressed pretty snazzy, haha.

Archie-37, you took the words right out of my mouth. There's just something about him in that film.

Arrogance is THINKING you're great
Egotism is KNOWING it

I find attractive, not ugly, even though he does do the goofy thing a bit too well. Definitely do'able, though he might want to hit the gym a bit more.

Ahaha, same here. I started eyeing him up a bit before The Vampire's Assistant, but it was during that when it really hit me. And I can't say that it was the lack of eye-candy to blame, Patrick Fugit was his normal gorgeous self.

I try to be good hard-worker-man, but refrigemater so messy, so so messy.

His goofiness is what I like about him

"Yes, being a 150 year old teenager has been the height of my happiness."

That had to be the most off-kilter, amusing opinion I've read! I can't say I agree, but more power to you!

'You Have Opened My Mind To A New Sexual World (But You're Not Coming Near Me With That)'

John C. Reilly makes a ton of money and has a family who I'm sure he dearly loes.

I doubt he cares what some Lady_Caca douche has to say about his looks on a IMDb board. So why even bother?
I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.

Good grief. You people are out of your mind if you think this homely and disgusting individual is hot in any way.

YUCK!