conspriacy theory
watching the funny or die vid I couldn't help but notice some of Quaids lines sounded abit different to the phonecam 'leak' video - now I guess its that's due to the way its filmed different in HD, being up close to him etc than filmed on a phonecam far away but it got my warped mind thinking...
what if the Quaid rant was real genuine thing where he blew up for real on some movie set and some production runner filmed it on his mobile however many months ago. Quaid found out about it, realised it was only a matter of time before it leaked on utube and that hed be vilified as a diva like Bale was, so he and his people decided to get funny or die on the set and film his rant 'again' but this time making light of the lines he used (dopydick, *beep*in baby, pussies, horse$hit, blow me etc) so when it did hit utube he could then post the FOD sketch and everyone goes 'ahh it was fake' and thinks no more about it