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Booty ozone therapy

posted 2 years ago by Callahan7 (1156)
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https://nypost.com/2023/03/26/heres-the-dangerous-truth-about-gwyneth-paltrows-rectal-ozone-therapy/

"The therapy, which uses medical-grade ozone gas administered through an ozone-generator device, can be inserted in your body in many ways, according to The Cleveland Clinic.

It can be blown up the bum via a catheter, as Paltrow has suggested she does."

[–] Callahan7 (1156) 2 years ago

I am investigating. I will try to get to the bottom of this news story.

The procedure itself might make her the butt of jokes.

Maybe this is good for your health and not a bum steer?

Perhaps it will come out well in the end.

[–] davebuffalo (3447) 2 years ago

Well played. Reminds me of the "foot fetish" jokes that Patriots players got fined for, at Rex Ryan's expense. "We just have to put our best foot forward", etc.

[–] Callahan7 (1156) 2 years ago

Oh yes. Ha ha, I remember that football story.

Maybe this ozone treatment will get you into the end zone.

[–] strntz (12230) 2 years ago

The procedure itself might make her the butt of jokes.

What kind of crack is that? And you're wasting your time. Anyone who tries to make sense of this therapy will only make an ass of themselves.

[–] davebuffalo (3447) 2 years ago

We are certainly reaching the tail-end of the number of bum puns we can make here.

I consulted my reference guide, and that's all I got, folks.
https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=butt&typeofrhyme=syn&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y

[–] strntz (12230) 2 years ago

I say we make up some new ones and make a stink about it until they stick.