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I'm Douchebag Rob Lowe. Don't be like this me.

posted 10 years ago by Cavitation
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I'm "cheated on Melissa Gilbert with Nastassja Kinski" Rob Lowe.

I'm "dumped Melissa Gilbert and made her have a miscarriage" Rob Lowe.

I'm "sexually harassing my nannies" Rob Lowe.

I'm "rehab" Rob Lowe.

I'm "philanthropy to distract people from my past" Rob Lowe.

I'm "making annoying commercials" Rob Lowe.

I'm "this is just what we know from Wikipedia who knows what other undocumented douchebaggery this jerk has performed over the years" Rob Lowe.

Don't be like this me.

"Baba Booey! Baba Booey!"

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[–] The_Boxing_Cat 9 years ago

Melissa! Haven't you better things to do with ALL that time on your hands?

[–] orriol 9 years ago

nah, you're not Rob Lowe... you're definitely a douchebag, though.

[–] Buzz_McCallister 9 years ago

I'm so glad that they're not showing these obnoxious commercials anymore. They were all about Rob Lowe acting superior to people who look physically different than him.

There's also versions of Rob Lowe that are paranoid, have peaked in high school, are awkward, ... all of whom are superior to the real Rob Lowe.

Then there's a couple like Creepy Rob Lowe and Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe, who I'm guessing are a lot like the real Rob Lowe.

And how could you leave out: I'm "making porn with a 16 year old" Rob Lowe?

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[–] justanicknamed 9 years ago

Sh!t. Some people really don't get absurdity in humor.