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Sexiest Baldy?

posted 3 years ago by cyberbob (3488)
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Simple question. Is. He. Da. Sexiest. Baldy.

Well? IS HE?

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

I think Yul Brynner trumps him, and I love Ed Harris. It is no accident that Ed plays the same role in Westworld the series that
Yul played in Westworld the movie: the sexy, strong, MASCULINE Man. In. Black.

Johnny Cash was great ‘n all, but he’s a singer, not a gunslinger.

Any y’all have a problem with masculinity, suck my apology out my white dick.

[–] Otter (24464) 3 years ago

Agree abour Brynner, who was as hot as hot can be!!!

And then there's Patrick Stewart, so I'd put Harris at 3rd Sexist Bald Man Ever.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

You won’t be surprised to know that I agree with you, Otter. I think it’s interesting that all
3 of these guys have been around, like, forever, Stuart going back at least to Excalibur, always with the basso profundo resonating English accent that’s not sexy or educated or intelligent or anything.

I’m excluding Sean Connery from this conversation, but he’s an easy Top 5 if we forgive hairpieces. EASY.

[–] Otter (24464) 3 years ago

Yeah, Connery kept his sex appeal well after he'd lost his hair, so I guess that bumps Ed Harris down to #4.

Brynner's still #1, though.

[–] sslssg (34222) 3 years ago

There are too many to pick one.

I totally agree with Yul Brynner, but there's also Mark Strong, Jason Statham, Stanley Tucci, Charles Dance, and Taye Diggs. I like bald men, so I could keep going.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

Well, y’know that male baldness is associated with very high levels of testosterone, which results in profound sexual desire, so . . .

It’s also associated with a cleft chin, which I have and my father had. You can keep going.

sslssg, you have excellent taste, in my opinion. And you know I’m heterosexual. But I study excellent men and I copy them.

[–] sslssg (34222) 3 years ago

Thanks friend!

I'd probably add Bruce Willis in there, but even back in the 80s he seemed like a jerk so that makes him less sexy. There's also something sexy about Ben Kingsley too.

[–] mirelurk (884) 2 years ago

Yes