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Alec Baldwin Insults Fellow SNL Performers


During this period of "piling on" on the ego and personality of Alec Baldwin(who otherwise has proved to be a pretty charismatic and funny actor), I offer these quotes from Baldwin in the book "Live From New York," about Saturday Night Live, by Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller:

Page 425, Baldwin says: "There are people I worked with there who I never thought in my wildest dreams that they'd go on to be the apotheosis of movie comedy of their day. So now I'm nice to everybody on the show. No matter who I work with, no matter what a sniveling, drooling wuss they are, I embrace them all like they're my dearest friend and most respected colleague.

Page 487, Baldwin says: "One time we did an opening with John Goodman, and he blew his lines and he f'ed up the biggest joke in our opening and I almost called him an asshole. I think if you watch the tape, I mutter it under my breath, because he's bungled the lines and ruined the whole sketch." (This from Baldwin, who blew the line "always be cobbling" as "always be closing" when he did a Christmas elf version of "Glengarry Glen Ross" on the show.)

Page 407, Baldwin says: "I can be sitting there in one of those NPR sketches saying 'wiener' and "balls' and 'lick my balls' and 'sweaty balls' and I don't think that that's funny; I appreciate that other people do. " (OK, he's not being insulting here, but he's not acknowledging a couple of his funniest sketches ever -- and its "Schwetty Balls" after all, the character's name, a little more sophisticated than he remembers.)

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Oh, well. Let the legal chips fall where they may, but its pretty clear he's never been the warmest of guys.

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But he seems honest enough. And do you know him personally?

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I'd enjoy seeing Goodman pound the dogshit out of Baldwin till he cries.

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But he seems honest enough. And do you know him personally?

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I don't know him personally...NONE of us know celebrities personally if we aren't their friends of family...but remarks such as those in the SNL book give us a "glimpse of the man."

And those ARE honest remarks, but one wonders if John Goodman read them, or some of the SNL stars who made movies did(you can guess who he meant when he was referencing a "sniveling, drooling wuss," there are about three candidates from that era.)

The funny thing is that I think Alec Baldwin reinvented himself marvelously from a "serious lead actor" (The Hunt for Red October, Glengarry Glen Ross) into a skilled comedian, using his whispery voice, his timing, his very body(which went from movie star slender to regular-guy paunchy) to turn into somebody who makes you laugh the second he takes the screen and opens his mouth.

But off screen, he has a pretty long record of bad behavior..not somebody you'd LIKE to know, I don't think.

I was browsing old SNL episodes the other night, and I found Alec Baldwin coming on a Weekend Update to defend himself after getting thrown off a plane for refusing to turn off a computer game hand device. Baldwin faked like he was the airline pilot(in full pilots uniform, hat moustache and Southern accent) and apologized for throwing (himself) off the plane. So even there, Baldwin was willing to "fight back against a bad reputation" and you had to give him credit. He's been a "bad boy" behind the scenes for decades now; This very dire and real tragedy he's gotten into is perhaps yet another hurdle for him to jump, as he has the others in the past.

One more thing: I recall finding those SNL remarks surprisingly snotty and self-involved when I read them in that book, years ago. I finally remembered them when reading some of these other hits on Baldwin.

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I'd enjoy seeing Goodman pound the dogshit out of Baldwin till he cries.


Up the arse?

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Uhmmm ... I'd pay to see that.

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