Alec Baldwin Insults Fellow SNL Performers
During this period of "piling on" on the ego and personality of Alec Baldwin(who otherwise has proved to be a pretty charismatic and funny actor), I offer these quotes from Baldwin in the book "Live From New York," about Saturday Night Live, by Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller:
Page 425, Baldwin says: "There are people I worked with there who I never thought in my wildest dreams that they'd go on to be the apotheosis of movie comedy of their day. So now I'm nice to everybody on the show. No matter who I work with, no matter what a sniveling, drooling wuss they are, I embrace them all like they're my dearest friend and most respected colleague.
Page 487, Baldwin says: "One time we did an opening with John Goodman, and he blew his lines and he f'ed up the biggest joke in our opening and I almost called him an asshole. I think if you watch the tape, I mutter it under my breath, because he's bungled the lines and ruined the whole sketch." (This from Baldwin, who blew the line "always be cobbling" as "always be closing" when he did a Christmas elf version of "Glengarry Glen Ross" on the show.)
Page 407, Baldwin says: "I can be sitting there in one of those NPR sketches saying 'wiener' and "balls' and 'lick my balls' and 'sweaty balls' and I don't think that that's funny; I appreciate that other people do. " (OK, he's not being insulting here, but he's not acknowledging a couple of his funniest sketches ever -- and its "Schwetty Balls" after all, the character's name, a little more sophisticated than he remembers.)
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Oh, well. Let the legal chips fall where they may, but its pretty clear he's never been the warmest of guys.