Gawd awful hairy arms
As George Carlin would say about Gabrielle, 'look at her gawd awful hairy arms. Could imagine her cooking and serving your food? How come food workers have to wear hairnets or cover their facial hair but they would let someone with gawd awful hairy arms not wear a net on them?' This was actually a George Carlin routine and when the audiences would think about it, they would cringe realizing the disgust and unsanitaryness of it all.
Gabbie! I know you're out there lurking.