Madonna's Worst Songs

Okay, these three are generally like by Madonna fans. And I'm sure she has some crappier B-sides than these. But these got too much play and their godawful for reasons I'll give.

1. "Crazy for You"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHutZXREZ0E

I hate this schmaltz. This is not why Madonna is famous, for silly sentimental sappy love songs like this. She needed to stick to upbeat clubbing songs.

2. "Vogue"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI

What pretentious crap. I'm assuming she did invent this pretentious narcissistic dance. So why is she trying to capitalize on it? As if ... fucking poseurs posing. Well that's what they do. Seriously, did anyone actually listen to this bs and enjoy it?

3. "La Isla Bonita"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpzdgmqIHOQ

Spare me the cliche cultural appropriation. Again, another smarmy attempt at a ballad. Is that a flamenco guitar?