Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration
Can't wait to see him in "Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration." I heard he'll star as a super hero who can sniff out crime before it happens.
shareCan't wait to see him in "Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration." I heard he'll star as a super hero who can sniff out crime before it happens.
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shareYeah supposed to just be crime and penetration for a full hour and a half and then the movie just ends...should be sweeeeet
shareHe nose the truth
shareI've heard some rumors that we won't even see his face in the film. He's just going to be a giant nose.
I wonder if they'll use body doubles for the sex scenes.
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I'm just not sure audiences will be comfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren's naked penis.
shareHe'll also spend the majority of the movie running around on all fours
shareHe's also gonna be wearing a bad-ass mesh tank top.
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It'll be an animated dog, but it'll have the voice of Dolph Lundgren! That can be the twist! Like in the 6th sense when you find out that guy in the really bad hair piece...that was Bruce Willis THE WHOLE TIME!
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