Dear George Clooless, please quit Hollywood
You make me sick. I don't want to see you on the silver screen ever again. I would barf into my popcorn bucket.
Thank you in advance,
I_like_popcorn (without the barf)
P.S. I sent a similar note to PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD TRUMP to tell him to stay out of the movie critic biz. He's a smart man. I'm sure he did not even need this advice.