56 year old father of babies... can he get any more gross?
Yuck. That is disgusting. You are 55 years old. And just becoming a father with that anorexic arab wife of yours.
He has an old man's mouth. It is saggy and rickety. His eyes look old. The bones in his face are eroding and skin sagging. He has a weak and faulty spine and suffers from major lower back pain. He is old and weak looking. And he will become a daddy for the first time!
Can he be any bigger of a stereotype?