Have you met him?
If yes was he a nice person?
share'Met' is hardly the word...
I was at The Museum of the American Indian in lower Manhatten not too long ago
There was a mob of people (several thousand or i'm a liar!) surrounding the teepee dislay
It WAS a glorious teepee...
Suddenly who should lunge out of the crowd and bite my arm bone-deep..!?!
None other than Nic Cage!
That guy is a maniac
I needed 20 stitches and a rabies shot!
To be honest, i'll never watch Moonstruck again now that i know he's rabid
Steer clear of this guy
He's trouble