If he makes it to new year's, he'll have lived in 12 different decades. Not bad.
Not bad?! He's a legend!!
The last man earth who knows what sex with Marilyn Monore was like!
Rita Hayworth too! Lucky old legend!
And purportedly the only man ever who knew what it was like to rape Natalie Wood..
Congratulations Kirk!
He raped Natalie Wood, so I don't wish him a happy anything.