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I got caught stealing underarm deodorant from the cashier at Walmart.


She called the police and told the cops that I odour money or else she would press charges.

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Pay up. Going to jail for stealing deodorant is the pits.


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https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/730195/85054398.jpg

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What in tarnation is that hair?

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Her Flowbee nailed it:

https://www.hairfinder.com/hair3/flowbee.jpg

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Vacuum not included? They're pretty much selling nothing here.

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Did you then pay for it with money out your purseā€¦pirant?

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She didn't Axe for money so I shouldn't have to pay.

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Did you send her Lynx to this thread?

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No, I thought about keeping this a Secret.

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This joke stinks.

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