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If your pants and underwear fell down in public, and everyone else was standing behind you...

posted 23 days ago by MikeHunt12345 (954)
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...would you turn around before picking them up?

I know it's a ridiculous question, I'm drunk and will probably regret it, but it actually is a tough one when you think about it.

I guess this question is more for men than women. If you're a woman, people will see your genitalia either way.

But if you're a man, you have two options: Turn around first, but then everyone will see your penis. Or don't turn around, but then everyone will see your anus when you bend over to pick them up.

[–] Stratego (31072) 23 days ago

Why would I need to turn around? Did the pants and underwear drop from my feet as well? Why did I walk on when they started to drop? Was I drunk like you are?

[–] Kj1oceanlust (1528) 22 days ago

This could be a once in a life time opportunity. So I would make the best of it. I would begin shaking my ass and singing that song; come on baby lets do the twist, take me by my little hand and go like this. At that moment, I would jump and turn, facing everyone, and continue. But I would put some attitude into it and start doing the windmill with my horse hung penis. And I would just keep on grooving, and start making my way as best I could with my trousers and underwear around my ankles, towards the nearest preferably hot woman. But if there were no hot ones, I would do it to an old woman too. I would have a good time, and give everyone a show to remember. I wouldn't be surprised if KOWALSKI was in the crowd blushing and smiling, while taking photos.

[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7975) 21 days ago

That's never happened to me. The only way I see it happeing is if it's summer time, it's my day off work, I am wearing gym shorts, and someone comes up to me and pulls them down. But unless it's an underage kid, I'd call the cops on them.