🪓 Who left Bifrost open? - General Discussion Discussion

[–] AngryViking (761) 6 days ago

I guess no one is going to own up to it.

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[–] FredBurroughs (21447) 6 days ago

Why mythologize emboldened losers?

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[–] AngryViking (761) 6 days ago

Trolls are mythical creatures after all, Sage Fred.

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[–] FredBurroughs (21447) 6 days ago

Touché.

In Norse mythology, they do more interesting things than complain and needle contentious social issues... which I guess is why those troll tales live on in mead halls while the ones here will be forgotten as the pitiful cretins they are.

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[–] AngryViking (761) 6 days ago

Just need Odin to smite them and Heimdall to close the Bifrost. Then the kingdom will be peaceful again.

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[–] AngryViking (761) 5 days ago

Still no one willing to admit to the crime of the century?

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[–] FredBurroughs (21447) 5 days ago

I admit that due to daily obligations I am not able to assist the gods in their regular smiting duties. What more can a mere mortal do?

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 3 days ago

But that's not right, oh no, what's the story?

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[–] FredBurroughs (21447) 3 days ago

Morning glory?

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 2 days ago

Wrong song.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (38067) 2 days ago

Won ton?

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 2 days ago

Reported for being insensitive to fat Chinese guys.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11952) 5 days ago

Bifrost. I love that word.

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[–] Bubbathegut (18045) 2 days ago

Onefrost was taken.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11952) 2 days ago

🤣

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[–] Moonglum9 (11267) 2 days ago

It's the new progressive policy of Valhalla. They leave the Bifrost open always now so that immigrants from Jotunheim can enter the country and claim asylum.

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[–] AngryViking (761) 2 days ago

Icebacks want to take our jobs

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11952) 2 days ago

I heard a rumor that they're letting Muslims in Valhalla now and the Muzzies are demanding 72 virgins each. Time to build a wall!

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