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I ordered a book called ‘How To Scam People Online’.


It’s been 6 months and I haven’t received it yet 🤔

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Hang in there, buddy. It's coming any day now.

Signed, million man.

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I hope so 🤞

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🤭

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🤣😂

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IT'S ON IT'S WAY.😉

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Is it? I do hope so.

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Have you tried turning your Internet off and on again?

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Will that make the book arrive?

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Yes, your internet probably wasn't working when you tried to check out.

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Should I send them my bank details?

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Send it to me. I'm an expert at online book ordering.

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Oh, ok.

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Or just send three more checks, the postal service can’t possibly misplace them all👍

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Great idea 👍

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I was a scambaiter for a few years, the internet's 'only blood sport' can be great fun.

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But what about my book?

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The Nigerian Prince is probably still writing it

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I think I sent him £10000 so that he could release £10000000 from a locked bank account. He said he’d split it with me. I’m still waiting for that too.

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I want to order a book on schizophrenia. Still in two minds about that though,

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🤣👍

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Then I was going to get a book on paranoia. But that is just what they expect me to do.

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I was going to buy a book on procrastination, but I haven’t gotten round to it yet.

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I was going to buy a book on avoiding being easily distracted but then I

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Lemme know when you're done reading it so I can buy it off you.

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You can BACS me the money now if you like.

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No lost.

A real book title "written" by Andrew Phillips. It has 54 blank pages and sells for $23.

It's the pet rock of books.

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That’s next on my list.

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And for your listening pleasure with that one, might I recommend:

https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/MarCElLEmarCEaoaOAOcoverrerrrririr_465_465_int.jpg

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Is it a available on Amazon?

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E-transfer me $1000 and I'll send you my signed copy.

My account is: [email protected]

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I’ll get right on it.

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Reported you for making me wait.

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You haven’t received it yet?

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Just keep sending it until I tell you I have enough for a solid gold jet ski.

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Will do 🫡

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I have been informed that a solid gold jet ski will be heavy and will sink.

Therefore, I will also need extra funds to purchase a solid gold life jacket.

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You got it 👍

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Still waiting. Thankfully patience is one of my virtues.

I'll give you another forty years but if nothing shows up, expect a rude comment.

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I need your bank details.

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I'm beginning to grow suspicious.

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And your date of birth.

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https://www.idgod.ph/media/product/idgod_new_ok_fr.jpg

If you need anything else, let me know.

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Link doesn’t work - now I’m suspicious.

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https://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/73507-Just-Trust-Me-I-Have-Better-For-You.jpg

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Don’t forget your postal address.

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Keep searching this until you find "parkerbot"

https://www.fakeaddressgenerator.com/

I know I'm in there somewhere.

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Mother’s maiden name.

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Antikythera.

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Near Lesbos.

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No, my mom likes dudes.

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Oh, also your date of birth.

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I have no birthday because I have always existed.

This seems like a lot of work for a few thousands pounds of gold.

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NI / SSN ?

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