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8 of 9 guys in my friend circle claim a penis size between 7.5 and 11 inches. Is this feasible?

posted 16 days ago by BlackMass (988)
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We were having a shingdig with some girls at my buddy's house, and a rather lairy chick asked all of the guys to state their penis size. I was over by the side of the room playing the tunes, and so I was quizzed first, giving a measurement of near 7" (I'm 6'4" and taller than all my pals). Those eight buds started laughing and ragging on me, saying I was "tiny" and whatnot. Then, each of my pals – all physically smaller than me – proceeded to claim sizes between 7.5 and 11 inches (with most responses clustering around 9"). Is this actually, mathematically feasible?

[–] AngryViking (761) 15 days ago

Yes, tiny dick man. Ha Ha point/laugh.

[–] BlackMass (988) 15 days ago

Don't get all angry because you don't measure up to your fellow vikings.

[–] AngryViking (761) 15 days ago

Maybe change username to TinyShrivel? ☝️🤣

[–] AndyKing1967 (38065) 15 days ago

Mines big enough to fill a pushchair/stroller.

[–] BlackMass (988) 15 days ago

That's all? Better get jelqing.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38065) 15 days ago

OMG, I just googled it, lol.

Apparently, it takes about 8 months to take effect - see you all in July 2025.

[–] ILJtheFirst (2104) 15 days ago

Jelqing isn't permanent, you have to perform the exercises until 70 years old. If it's not permanent, what for ?

[–] AngryViking (761) 15 days ago

Mine is detachable so it doesn't get damaged in battle. Ala:

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77345) 15 days ago

I think 17 bucks is a pretty good deal to buy back a detachable penis.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38065) 15 days ago

Hey! He talked him down from $22.

[–] ILJtheFirst (2104) 15 days ago

I have a full centimeter, you need a magnifying glass to see mine. As you can imagine I get jealous of the One inch guys. 🤣🤣🤣

[–] Bloodshot77 (13762) 15 days ago

I need a wheelbarrow

Signed, million man.

[–] jcdugger (372) 4 days ago

Mine is so long, it has a knee! :)

[–] BKB (9877) 15 days ago

Penis size is determined by the size of your foot, so it is possible. Black men are hung like horses

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11952) 14 days ago

Penis size is determined by the size of your foot

Only if you masturbate with your feet.

[–] ILJtheFirst (2104) 15 days ago

Sure, it's possible, every ethnicity has a certain size range with some being bigger/smaller. Knowing guys, you should know they're probably just messing with you. Women are all about girth and spreading those lips. You can have a girthy 4 incher and your girl will be happy. Next time it's brought up, tell them at least I don't have a noodle deek like you guys. Last note, it's better to be average, women can deep throat average, not donkey size.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77345) 15 days ago

You talked to 8 other guys about penises?

Sounds like you may get lucky. Have safe fun✌️

[–] BlackMass (988) 15 days ago

Girls, actually. Try meeting one.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77345) 15 days ago

Oh, so you’re not gay but you are creepy. Got it👍

[–] BlackMass (988) 15 days ago

The information was submitted after a girl (try meeting one) asked for it. Congratulations on not reading a post that you saw fit to respond to. 👏

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77345) 15 days ago

Thanks🙄

[–] jriley555 (8117) 15 days ago

Kind of a dick move, putting all the guys into a manhood contest.

You should have insisted first that all the girls first measure their breasts and, more importantly, the size of the clitorises and maximal vaginal canal diameter - just for comparison purposes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

[–] SamNoyoun (5827) 15 days ago

It's certainly possible, but statistically VERY unlikely given the fact that even a 7.5 inch penis falls into the 97th percentile...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Penis_percentile.jpg

[–] JoWilli (19957) 14 days ago

mine is shaped like Trump, its YUGE! lol

[–] Bloodshot77 (13762) 14 days ago

This does not surprise me one bit.

Signed, million man.

[–] JoWilli (19957) 4 days ago

luckily its not orange though.

[–] Kowalski (75520) 15 days ago

YOU PARTY.

YOU KNOW GIRLS.

YOU PLAY THE BEST TUNES.

YOU READ A LOT OF STUDIES ABOUT PENIS.

YOU HAVE EIGHT FRIENDS WITH GORILLA DONGS.

DID I MISS ANYTHING?

[–] BKB (9877) 14 days ago

[–] Kowalski (74701) 8 hours ago
YOU PARTY.

YOU KNOW GIRLS.

YOU PLAY THE BEST TUNES.

YOU READ A LOT OF STUDIES ABOUT PENIS.

YOU HAVE EIGHT FRIENDS WITH GORILLA DONGS.

DID I MISS ANYTHING?

🤣🤣🤣 Awesome!!

[–] BlackMass (988) 14 days ago

Lmao at your reading of someone talking about a conversation at a random shindig they attended, as some kind of boast. There's a party somewhere, every night, champ. Running around typing everything in caps, like an 'edgy' 12-year-old, might be why you've never been invited to a single one. Just sayin'.

[–] Kowalski (75520) 14 days ago

THAT'S NOT TRUE...I WAS INVITED TO A PARTY ONCE...THERE WERE EIGHT GIRLS THERE...I ASKED THEM TO STATE THE INTERIOR VOLUME OF THEIR VAGINAS.

[–] Bloodshot77 (13762) 14 days ago

Did you ask for quarts or liters?

Signed, million man.