What did you nightriders watch this week? (09/22-09/28)
O’ September, how you’ve been good to me. I will miss you bro.
My week:
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022 Prime): I did enjoy the previous movies (even the third one) so I had to see this for myself because 2.5/10? That’s harsh! So I will try to be as positive as I can here; there are some nice colour contrasts, set designs are cool, fun costumes, the Creeper has decent taste in music and still uses vinyls, we have some cheap CGI, crappy dialogues, the actors are mediocre and playing shitty roles so we don’t really care about any of them dying, the off-cam kills really help us wonder what the fuck is going on and…yeah, that’s about as positive as I can be. HEY!! This movie sucked. I’m a generous person though. My rating: 3/10
Everybody loves Mandy Lane (2006 TV): Apparently, when this movie came out, teenage girls in bikinis was the hottest thing ever and seemed to be Levine’s obsession. Strange because in the 80s slashers we could see plenty of bush and titties like there was nothing special there. Also, Levine made two movies I love; The Wackness and Warm bodies, both of which elevates way above the immature horniness where all boys treat girls like objects and all girls have no self-esteem. As for the movie, it takes way too long before the interesting stuff happens and the characters were not really memorable or likeable. Even the pothead (who is normally the coolest character in these kind of movies) is a dick as he doesn’t want to share his weed unless people do things for him. At least the ending was somewhat rewarding and violent enough. My rating: 5.5/10
Birdman (2014 Blu-ray): watched this in my birthday for a 5th year in a row. The main reason I love this movie is because of how it makes me feel. It is hard for me to describe how it makes me feel though. It’s a unique feeling that only this movie can provoke in me. The music, the camera, the actors, the characters and the story all come together to captivate me deeply. My ratings 8.5/10
Rebel Ridge (2024 Netflix): Watched it with my brother and father on my birthday. We ate sushis, drank a few bloody Cesars and had a fun time. The movie was pretty standard but very well made. Great tension buildup but slightly disappointed by its release. I don’t mind anticlimactic but I also love me some crazy carnage. My rating: 7/10
Hell night (Friday night special): Needed more kills, more gore, more sex and more humour. It was also too slow and too long. The killer was a bit underwhelming too. The story was simple but effective, the actors were alright and overall, it was a well made teen slasher flick, I’ll give it that. It’s crap well done. My rating: 5/10
Dark night of the scarecrow (Friday late night special): Another movie that was not at all what I was thinking it would be but it came as a great surprise. It was an effective and powerful supernatural revenge story but subverted many of my expectations and regular horror tropes. Was it really that supernatural though? Who knows? Ha! My rating: 7.5/10
Night of the demons (Saturday night special): I really liked that movie. The camera tricks, the cast, the dumb humour, the creepy moments, the music, the gore and brief nudity. All pretty fucking fantastic if you ask me. This movie was exactly what I wanted it to be and more. It’s the whole package for this genre. My rating: 7.5/10
Night of the comet (Saturday late night special): I’m very happy about that one too. It offers a familiar plot but manages to stay away from the many bothersome tropes. It’s unique, original and refreshing. What with its stylish look and cool characters. Only negative comment; I would’ve liked the last 20 minutes to go out with a bigger bang, even if bang there was. My rating: 7/10
My Rating System:
10: Perfect/Favourite
9.5: Near perfect Masterpiece
9: Absolutely Outstanding
8.5: Most Excellent
8: Great
7.5: Very good
7: Good
6.5: Pretty good
6: Fine
5.5: Average
5: Below average
4.5: Mediocre
4: Bad
3: Very bad
2: Pure rubbish
1: Dreadfully Abysmal and insulting/Not even worth finishing