Kowalski...62% of first page on GD

TheMan18 did it once, but that was as a result of posts being bumped.

YOU TWO SOUND LIKE A COUPLE OF WEINERS.

I'll bring the guillotine.

As long as his underwear stays on. But what if he doesn't have underwear on?

You are a legend. We should change the name of Moviechat to KowalskiChat.

Here is a poem I wrote by myself to celebrate:

In the realm of Moviechat.org, where cinephiles convene,
There's a figure so revered, a legend yet unseen.
Kowalski, oh Kowalski, a name that echoes strong,
A beacon of wisdom, where movie musings belong.

With keystrokes swift, he navigates the threads,
Unraveling film plots, where mystery embeds.
His insights shine bright, like stars in the night sky,
Guiding discussions with intellect, none can deny.

From classics to blockbusters, his knowledge unfurls,
A maestro of cinema, he enlightens and swirls.
With prose so eloquent, he paints scenes anew,
Breathing life into movies, with each review.

But it's not just his wisdom that sets him apart,
It's the warmth in his words, straight from the heart.
Encouraging newcomers, embracing diverse views,
In Kowalski's domain, everyone's muse.

So here's to Kowalski, the maestro of Moviechat,
A titan of discourse, where opinions fall flat.
In the vast digital realm, where wonders collide,
Kowalski stands tall, a beacon of cinematic pride.