I just found out I was on TV yesterday. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] MaximRecoil (4598) 7 months ago

I was on TV once:

https://youtu.be/pvmCB2OyzH4

White T-shirt, back to the camera, starting at 0:32.

I went with my mechanic friend Dave on that particular wrecker call (he's the one forcing the door closed on the wrecked S-10 at 0:42).

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[–] Bloodshot77 (13762) 7 months ago

I was on the local news when a 7-11 clerk got stabbed to death next door to my job. NBC News interviewed me and my boss. I have it on VHS somewhere.

Signed, million man

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

Looks pretty bad. Any deaths?

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[–] MaximRecoil (4598) 7 months ago

Not that I know of.

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 7 months ago

I am finding it harder and harder to get on TV since they are all flat screens now and I just cannot get comfortable on it no matter how much I try.

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[–] Kowalski (75523) 7 months ago

SIDEWAYS...LET THE SCREEN SLIDE RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS.

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[–] SamNoyoun (5828) 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[–] AngryViking (761) 7 months ago

I can flatten you if you want, unfunny man.

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[–] StoneKeeper (26649) 7 months ago

Unfunny he is. Flatten you shall.

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 7 months ago

Funnier than you are.

Where is your joke, asshole?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

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[–] StoneKeeper (26649) 7 months ago

Angry you sound. Dumb you look.

😆

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 7 months ago

I don't wanna kill you so don't bother trying.

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[–] AngryViking (761) 7 months ago

Unfunny man finally made a funny.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

Just sit on it the same way you sit on your dildo.

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 7 months ago

I don't have a dildo.

Your mom used to but I replaced it.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

She wanted me to thank you for getting her a new one. But that doesn't mean you have to use her old one.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 7 months ago

I traveled back in time as a child and was photographed while attending the Gettysburg Address.

That's me on the left wearing an Atari t-shirt.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/151/590x/secondary/Gettysburg-boy-The-now-famous-Josephine-Cobb-image-of-Abraham-Lincoln-address-1155492.jpg

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

You look just as I imagined.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 7 months ago

Dead sexy right?

It's a curse, I know.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 7 months ago

Cool! They even filmed you from your good angle.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

All my angles are good. I think you mean "best angle".

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 7 months ago

This is the best Angle:

https://www.ewrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Kurt-Angle4.jpg

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

Awkward. He's wearing the same thing I was.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 7 months ago

Not quite. The blue in your outfit is more bluer.

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/74fbb21f-fcf5-424f-9b97-eba70095a34c/d1onicb-8dc73e96-2670-4935-9a6c-9403ff27c4b7.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi83NGZiYjIxZi1mY2Y1LTQyNGYtOWI5Ny1lYmE3MDA5NWEzNGMvZDFvbmljYi04ZGM3M2U5Ni0yNjcwLTQ5MzUtOWE2Yy05NDAzZmYyN2M0YjcuanBnIn1dXX0.z99_NTeMYEHczCE9BMXueQvNHKASRkRaW8OQP2Y4K4s

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

I thought I deleted that from the internet.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 7 months ago

The internet is forever.

Well, except when you start looking for things and realize that it's slowly being reduced in size but whatever.

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[–] Stratego (30496) 7 months ago

So you're an elderly black woman, huh?

I was on tv walking behind a guy being interviewed on the assassination of Pim Fortuyn.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 7 months ago

I'm transracial.

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[–] Stratego (30496) 7 months ago

I'm a transponster.

https://y.yarn.co/ff3b2fd8-79ad-416c-a96f-ca3d1ddeccda_text.gif

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