It's sort of a weird story, at first it's quite an uplifting tale of a fast rise to fame and then it gets very weird. After great success on SNL Davidson became the King Of Staten Island, but shortly thereafter he was kidnapped by very bad tattoo artists that needed a shit ton of practice so they inked him up 'til he looked really stupid.
Then, when the chloroform wore off and he woke up Bill Burr was totally banging his mom and she was really into it
Pete Davidson's biography is an excellent cautionary tale for all of us....
1. DON'T EVER go to Staten Island, I can't believe that's even a place, I believe it sunk into New York Harbor twenty years ago and nobody even noticed.!
2. Tattoos are stupid, literally nobody cares about how 'deep' you are. 'Oh, I'm a goofy white dude with Asian writing on my man tits over here, I'm super intellectual...' Piss off!
3. If your mom looks like Marisa Tomei Bill Burr is probably going to fuck her real hard and you'll know all about it because you live with your mom and Bill Burr is railing her in the other room.
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