What did you lads watch this week? (10/01-10/07) CLOSED
What a Week lads!!!
Knock at the cabin (2023 Prime): M. Knight Shyamalan went full biblical on that one! I’ve had the pleasure to watch it with my brother and nephew and it made for a lot of fun conversations and speculations about what would happened next and what was going on as the movie tackled many subjects and offered all kinds of allegories. We did have a few laughs too. The movie looks great and the actors are good but the thing is, in the end, we all found the resolution too bright, happy and restrained. We hoped for a final boom that never came. My rating: 6.5/10
The forgotten (2004 TV): Look, I too had bit of trouble swallowing the reveal as I thought I was watching a normal movie about crazy people but I appreciated the special effects we got and wouldn’t have gotten if the twist hadn’t existed. Turns out this movie is not down to earth at all, it’s way out there. My wife thought it was a bit too stupid. My rating: 6/10
Cocaine bear (2023 Prime): I think at this point you guys are aware that I’m not very demanding with my movies and especially approaching this genre. as long as I have a few laughs and enjoy myself that’s all that really matters. Well here, the characters were fun (especially the old cop dude plus this movie is special because of Liotta’s last performance) ce, the story and dialogues were funny and I had a good time. Much more than I expected word with all the bad reviews. My sole complaint would be the CGI that took me out of the movie at times. My rating: 8/10
Men (2022 Prime): I’m not a big fan of this director but this movie was simply sublime. It gave me Melancholia vibes but even more satisfying as a whole. This movie is nearly perfect to me. The cinematography is perfect though. For sure. I think I felt how they wanted me to feel which wasn’t really scared but rather mesmerized, hypnotized, uncomfortable and creeped out. I’m pretty sure. Did I catch all the symbolism and metaphors though? I’m not really sure. Here is my very own crazy conclusion though: “ after suffering from a severely traumatic relationship, Harper goes for a trip vacation and there she faces her inner turmoil and building up hatred towards men. She cuts (stab) the links she had with the the male gender and has a spiritual rebirth. While at the manor, she discovers a skill and kills another man that wasn’t treating her with respect. She is now free to love again and hopefully give birth someday.” My rating: 8.5/10
Southbound (Friday night special): This movie is a hell of a ride in all the meanings of the word. One must not try to make sense of it all. One has to simply let itself be immerse with it. I did. plus it had a pretty neat horror movie music track (à la Halloween or Exorcist). My favourite part: The car hit/ abandoned hospital. Best quote: “Quit being so fucking mysterious!” My rating: 6.5/10
Housebound (2014 Friday late night special): With hindsight, this movie takes a bit too long to get to the violent part but I personally enjoyed the characters, their interactions and there were many good quotes and funny moments. You just had to PAY ATTENTION. The cop that lives nearby was a real fire cracker. My rating: 7/10
Halloween III: season of the witch (Saturday night Special): This was actually way better than I thought it would be. I had a lot of fun with it and the cast did good. I mean, an evil Halloween mask factory, how cool is that!? My rating: 7/10
Hack-O-lantern (Saturday late night special): On one hand, it’s severely lacking in comedy and horror but on the other it has surprising depth and character development. Not a total waste of time. My rating: 5/10
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia S14: Not among y my fav but still good. 7.5/10
My Rating System:
10: Perfect/favourite
9.5: Near perfect Masterpiece
9: Absolutely Outstanding
8.5: Most Excellent
8: Great
7.5: Very good
7: Good
6.5: Pretty good
6: Just Fine
5.5: Average
5: Below average
4.5: Mediocre
4: Bad
3: Very bad
2: Pure rubbish
1: Dreadfully Abysmal and insulting/Not even worth watching