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[–] Bloodshot77 (14240) 2 years ago

I saw a man I didn't recognize rummaging through my refrigerator....

Signed, million man.

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[–] tcrum (31863) 2 years ago

he pulled out my blood bags, I was scared.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78529) 2 years ago

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[–] tcrum (31863) 2 years ago

I didn't want anyone to know my vampire nature.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22270) 2 years ago

He then said, "Are these pouches of cherry juice? I'm so parched!"

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[–] tcrum (31863) 2 years ago

I heard a loud bang outside.....

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[–] Frodrick (223) 2 years ago

So I grabbed my AR-15 and shot a 30 round clip thru the front door.

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[–] tcrum (31863) 2 years ago

Thank god I missed the super hot guy who was there. He dropped to his knees and........

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[–] Frodrick (223) 2 years ago

Carefully placed the pizza on the ground and...

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[–] tcrum (31863) 2 years ago

i licked up all the pepperoni. just then the phone wrang.......

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