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I Have a Confession to Make: I am Really EvilHeadII, HarveyManFredSin, TheMan, etc. etc.


Dear Movie Chat Community,

I have a confession to make. You caught me. I am at least six different socks on this site, including EvilHeadII. I am also 15 different other socks, some male, some female, some trans, some gender-neutral and one a self-confessed post-op-transsexual-genderqueer-dominatrix-furry who jerks off goats in their spare time. My different sock accounts range from a belligerent, angry middle age man to a "fierce" who hates LGBTQ and proud black lesbian midget who hates all people.

As you can expect, juggling at least two dozen personalities and keeping them all in order has been a challenge, so I have a spreadsheet in Excel, as well as a notebook to help remember which personality to use for each account.

Not only do I have well over two dozen socks, I have another two dozen coming down the pike. Unfortunately, my last sock (EvilHeadII) doesn't seem to be doing too well. He seems kind of lame and like that annoying friend you bring to a party but no one likes, so I hope you don't mind if I log out as him and never come back again. I'll try to make my new sock more fun and interesting.

My apologies, once again.

Signed, EvilHeadII
(oops, did I mean rcnyc24? Or HarveyManFredSin? Or TheMan? Or...I can't remember now)

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How triggered you've been acting just shows everyone I was right. You do realize that don't you child?

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See, everyone? I told you this sock account was lame. I won't keep logging in as EvilHeadII anymore. I promise. He's so boring. He's not as amusing as TheMan, R_Kane, HarveyManFredSin, or all these two dozen socks that I am on Movie Chat. I don't know why I'm so "off" with this one sock, but he's not working as well as I thought.

P.S. Here's how you know the difference between a fake and real person. The fake doesn't get the joke.

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Which one is the proud black lesbian midget? I have to know.

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How do you feel knowing you will die not knowing?

* slowly reach for magnum….

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Noooooooo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlJuxpeTats

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogJmp2dMDs

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You want to throw down like they did in Fight Club?
I am Jack's patience running out.

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I am Jack’s cum…. cumming.


I’m not good at this.

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You'll get there. They can't all be winners.
Mine are only better because I'm the Tyler Durden of this bitch. :)

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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it InquiringMind

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I'm going to pretend that was a compliment.

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RIP

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*Pours one out for the homies*

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