I love arguing with my self
Either way I win
shareYou "win" and lose. So, one might think overall it's a draw.
shareHEY!
Can you two keep it down over there with the shouting, we’re trying to sleep over here!!!
Can you shut your pie whole ? Or I can shut it for you with a pie if your choice
shareYou’re waking up the whole neighborhood bigmouth…that’s it, I’m getting my stickball bat!
shareIsn't a stickball bat just a short piece of broom handle? Still good to beat someone who deserves it!
shareYeah, that’s all it is.
We played a lot of street ball when I was a kid but we sawed off the tops of those yellow Wiffle Bats, stuffed them with rolled up newspapers and duct taped the tops back on. We used tennis balls, you could hit those suckers right across the whole block!
I bet! That sounds like fun.
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