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My gf didn't like the threesome.


Apparently she wasn't expecting me to start making out with the other guy. Maybe we should have discussed it first.

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Y tu mamá también vibe right there.

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Sorry she didn't enjoy it. I enjoyed making out with you though. We should do it again sometime.

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Rodney Dangerfield: My idea of a menage-a-trois is to masturbate with both hands. 😲

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Left hand, stranger?

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Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep, they will have someone to talk to.

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Rodney Dangerfield: I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with. 😏

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Yeah, it's a bit hilarious that straight males think a ménage à trois means they get to have sex with two women and watch them make out, but he doesn't have to truly live up to the bisexual paradigm himself.

If a guy is not ready to experiment with another guy, then he should stick to the missionary position with his wife.

Sorry if you don't like that. But it's the rule. No more threeways for you!

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And, no soup for you! 😊

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👍

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that's not the way it works. not that i would know.

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