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BRIDE MONTH DISGUSTS ME


I paid for the ring, the wedding dress, the honeymoon and now these brides want their own month to celebrate their bridey-ness?!?!

I’m simply disgusted over here, all of those Bride flags really upset me.
At this rate half of our children will be brides and I don’t like it!

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Oh, boy - what a controversial post. Here come the replies...

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Exactly Fredguy, I’m not afraid to bare the cold hard truth to the entire world and more importantly the greater MovieChat community, there are Brides out there and they will attach themselves to you and there is no cure!

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I saw a BRIDE FLAG on my way to work today!

It's even a thing in my small town!

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We gotta get rid of these Brides!
A family of Brides moved into my neighborhood last week and I’ve put my house up for sale…I refuse to live next door to a bunch of Brides!

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I hear you friend! I sure as heck wouldn't want to live next-door to a family of brides! Think of the children!!

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Pretty soon these Brides will turn all the children into Brides and boy howdy, where would we all be then?!?

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It only disgusts me if the bride has a beard*.

*Double entendre there for those who get it. 🤣

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Just a parody post. Zip up your pants.

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There is nothing sexual about my post. It's a parody itself, fool.

You're parodying Pride Month, aren't you?

If you don't understand my post, and you don't, don't comment.

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I’m parodying the PRIDE MONTH DISGUST ME thread that has gotten a lot of chat

Grow a funny bone goofball lol

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Dude, "beard" is slang for a heterosexual who dates or marries a gay person to conceal their sexuality. That's the joke.

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Dude, I know what a ‘beard’ is for gay guys.

Maybe don’t mention being gay every other time you post, I don’t mention every time I go to bed with my woman, nobody cares at all.

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Huh? You posted a parody of Gay Pride Month, did you not?

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Learn to read the room silly, you are way off🤓

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Let me tell where I'm coming from. I vehemently oppose gay marriage. I used your thread to take a shot at the Gay Pride Month holy grail. I thought the beard reference on a bride was very clever. 🤣

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I’m happy for you that your anti-gay pride month joke was funny to you and that you enjoyed it.
The ‘joke’ was really not funny nor clever though…I’m not looking for a fight, but your beard joke was just shit, no set up and no punchline…again, no offense, it was just a turd of a joke.

I suppose you and I will never get along but who cares, gays and lesbians should be allowed to marry and adopt children and raise families.

Anybody that disagrees with decent people starting families is on the wrong side.

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Yes, my gay marriage joke was funny. Your OP is cringe. That's what really bothers you I guess.

There are many reasons for opposing same-sex marriage from a gay perspective. But that's a different thread.

And same-sex marriage is irrelevant to whether or not gay people start families.

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Thx for bumping the post :)

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I'm here to help keep MovieChat moving. So the bump is fine with me.

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"At this rate half of our children will be brides ... " and the other half will be the Bride's groom which is iniquitous - and most people don't even have horses these days!

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You paid for the Ring that represents Saturn Worship.

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