I nearly left this message for my decorator on the front door, ‘Hi, I’m in the shower, come on in.’
I quickly added, ‘Not the shower obviously, the house, THE HOUSE!’
shareI quickly added, ‘Not the shower obviously, the house, THE HOUSE!’
shareA woman gets out of the shower and is completely naked. She hears someone knock on the door. "Who is it?", she asks. "It's the blind man", he replies. She figures that there's no sense rushing to get dressed now. "Come on in", she says. The blind man opens the door and says "where do you want your blinds installed, ma'am?"
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