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I nearly left this message for my decorator on the front door, ‘Hi, I’m in the shower, come on in.’


I quickly added, ‘Not the shower obviously, the house, THE HOUSE!’

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And by "the house" I mean "the shower!"

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Possibly

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WHY WHERE YOU IN YOUR DECORATOR'S SHOWER?🤔

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That’s another story.

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But if your wife is your decorator, then that makes perfect sense!

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Our decorator is an old fella who’s about 70, lol.

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A woman gets out of the shower and is completely naked. She hears someone knock on the door. "Who is it?", she asks. "It's the blind man", he replies. She figures that there's no sense rushing to get dressed now. "Come on in", she says. The blind man opens the door and says "where do you want your blinds installed, ma'am?"

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I’m changing jobs

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One of my looney aunts once left this note on the door for her husband:
"Nick, the key is under the mat."

Duh? 😲🙄

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Fantastic 🤣👍

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Psycho shower scene.

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Hopefully not, lol.

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"Step-decorator, what are you doing?!"

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😲

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too bad it wasn't elizabeth hurley.

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Trust me, I’ve never seen a decorator that looks like her.

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