Mark Wahlberg to portray Steve Austin in the 6 Billion Dollar Man.
For six billion dollars will he still run in slow motion?
shareYes, but the sound effects will be even cooler - BINT-DINT-DINT-DINT-DINT-DINNNNNN
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I always knew that they'd ruin this franchise when they eventually remade it. Remember a decade ago when they were talking about Chris Rock doing it?
shareHOW ARE THEY RUINING IT?...DO THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE?
share... with Mark Wahlberg? You like this development?
shareIF I DIDN'T...I WOULD JUST...YOU KNOW...LIKE...NOT WATCH IT.
EITHER WAY ALL THEY HAVE THE POWER TO RUIN IS A NEW FILM THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH.
I cannot argue against that.
BTW, name a movie that you do not like.
THOUSANDS OF BAD FILMS...I WILL TRY AND NAME A FEW MORE WELL RECIEVED FILMS I DO NOT LIKE...
INVASION OF THE BODYSNATCHERS(ALL VERSIONS)
BLACK SWAN.
LA LA LAND.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES.
THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIES.
AND THERE ARE TONS OF FLICKS THAT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH BUT RECOGNIZE AS NOT GARBAGE THOUGH...MEDIOCRE OR AVERAGE IS THE AVERAGE IT SEEMS.
OK, cool. Just checking.
shareShould've cast Stone Cold Steve Austin instead.
shareI would love to play the casting game on this but it isn't fun anymore. I like very few new actors/actresses.
shareTHIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE WITH A PRIME SCHWARZENEGGER OR ROCK.
shareJohn Cena could be good playing that role as the dim bulb muscle head he did so well in Peacemaker (the guy’s very funny)
shareI LOVE CENA...MY DAUGHTER HAS A CRUSH ON HIM...SHE HAS QUITE THE LIST...THE ROCK,CENA,MARIO LOPEZ,AND SAL FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS...WEIRD GIRL I HAVE...ANYWAY...JOHN CENA AND THE ROCK ARE BOTH REBUILT AND EITHER BATTLE,TEAM UP,BOTH...CALL IT THE 6 BILLION DOLLAR MEN.
shareI always knew that they'd ruin this franchise when they eventually remade it. Remember a decade ago when they were talking about Chris Rock doing it?
Before that there was serious talk of a big screen adaption featuring Jim Carrey in the lead, and Todd Phillips behind the camera. All this is less appealing though than the prospects of seeing an erotic remake of Small Wonder ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnNANZRdG7M )
, coming to fruition. Only difference being Vicki is a bit older, and is portrayed by Mia Sara lookalike Katie Copeta https://mhsblueprint.com/19298/news/celebrity-look-alikes-in-mhs/
I remember about 20 or so years ago when Jack Black was attached to play the lead. The premise would have been that six million dollars is not worth as much today as it was in the '70s, so he would have been "bionic" but with a lot of cut corners and shoddy engineering.
It would have pretty much been the feature length version of this: https://youtu.be/EoKwX5fLJ5E
That's actually a more interesting premise!
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