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Weirdest movie pitches


Kevin smith

“Ok so we are going to turn Justin long into a walrus or something. Shut up f you it’s a a good idea “

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"so James Bond.. he's cool right? suave? a cultural icon? let's kill the fu@ker"

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"so Han Solo.. he's cool right? suave? a cultural icon? let's kill the fu@ker"

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^

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Jurassic Park:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOMCYvO5bkY

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Those pitch meeting videos from that channel are some of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was watching a lot of them recently and they were making me laugh so hard I was literally starting to feel sick.

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Actually, the pitch meeting for "Jurassic Park" probably went more like:

"Photo-real dinosaurs!"

"Shut up and take my money!"

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The same probably happened in Transformers pitch meeting.

"Photo-real Transformers!"

"Shut up and take my money!"

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Let’s make a movie that starts with the end, ends with the beginning and has a 10 minute rape scene in the middle.

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I DON'T REMEMBER SHOWING YOU MY SEX TAPE.🤔

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One of the most uncomfortable movies ever shot

It was expertly made, hit like a hammer and the cast nailed their roles, it was a well made film

I admire this piece of work by Noe but I doubt I'll watch it again, that final scene was really rough

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I saw it about 3-4 times, rate it 10/10 and shall see it a few more times.

And if you’re talking about the rape scene it’s not at the end of the movie it’s more near the middle. The ending is down lying in the grass and the camera spiralling upward in the sky going to a psychedelic blinking light

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I know, I'll never forget it

The final scene where Bulluci is lying in the grass, at peace and utterly stunning, she is pregnant with her lover's child and daydreaming of a perfect life...
and we know what happens to the poor woman that night

That was heartbreaking

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Nailed it.

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SPOILERS!!!

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"Let's make a cartoon where all the food in the grocery store can talk! And have sex!"

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I have yet to see Sausage Party, is it funny in your opinion?

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No. It's kind of gross and self-indulgent.

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Sounds good lol😃

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It's juvenile adult humor, if that's your thing.

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Uhm...I'm a sophisticated gentleman, I assure you the potty humor is of no appeal to me...😉

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You’re a poop head

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I'm high class over here you swine

I'm wearing my best hoodie and my house slippers dammit!!

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What the hell are house slippers

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I have the slippers that I wear to grab the mail and run around the yard and run out to the barn

My other slippers I keep inside, they are for walking around the house, garage and courtyard...I'm not a savage, sheesh!

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He may be close that road when you go get the mail

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Not laugh-out funny. But it was amusing.

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I can't decide if I wanted to make a shark movie, or a weather movie. So get this....tornadoes, but with sharks in them.

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THE MOVIE IS ABOUT TWO MIDDLE AGED MEN HAVING DINNER...THAT AND ONLY THAT.

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My Dinner with Andre

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Kirk and company travel back in time to get some whales to stop a giant space turd from destroying Earth. Brilliant!

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Tusk was good, am I the only one that enjoyed the weirdness😤

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