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My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.

posted 3 years ago by MovieManCin2 (26342)
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I replied that I was afraid that shithead Fascist Zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 3 years ago

They can read your mind so you might as well say anything you like as loud as you like.

[–] bobbydallas (8511) 3 years ago

ahhh the thought police.

it's real.

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 3 years ago

Wherever you think the technology is I can guarantee you're wrong.

[–] bobbydallas (8511) 3 years ago

it's a beautiful thing... the destruction of words

[–] TimMC (9143) 3 years ago

I love it when the family is have a fun conversation and Alexa buts in.

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 3 years ago

😄

PS The correct spelling of that word is butts.

[–] jonathan_k80 (6436) 3 years ago

Those devices are not allowed in my house.

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 3 years ago

Nor mine, but I do have an android phone, and the assistant's name is Bixby, oddly enough.

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Sinister.