What did you noobs watch this week? (08/15-08/21)
What up noob. I just finished another week of vacation and did some golf, climbing, boat... Not too many movies though. What did you do?
Snatchers (2019 DVD): “After status-obsessed teen Sara has sex for the first time, she wakes up the next day nine months pregnant-with an alien”. This is light entertainment if you like the genre. Low budget but solid results. The highlight for me was the mom; she overplayed her role with perfection. And those big eyes!! Then ending felt rushed but overall, not a bad flick. My rating: 6.5/10
Thirst (2009 DVD): In the beginning there’s a virus and a vaccine; movies like that are just too familiar these days. It doesn’t take away the fact that this movie is beautifully shot, has great direction, a perfect cast and the story was fucking sick. I can be a sick fuck sometimes. Although I have to admit, somethings bothered me; I don’t mind seeing them drink blood because I know it’s fake but the foot and armpit fetish… that’s a big no-no for me. Otherwise one of the great vampire flicks out there with a few WTF moments here and there. I actually said WTF out loud at least a few times. My rating: 8.5/10
Berserk (2019 Tubi):” A movie star and his unsuccessful friend are desperately trying to finish a new script for a zombie film. When a psychedelic trip leads to an accidental death, the friends must keep their cool as they try to figure out the best way to hide the body.” One of the best movie I saw about someone blowing someone else’s buzz. Confession time: when Nick Cannon became the host of America got talent I started liking him a lot. Plus they managed to do some pretty trippy scenes with this film which I also enjoyed a lot! I have a feeling that if you enjoyed spring breakers you will enjoy this movie too although I would rewatch this one 10 times before I rewatch spring breakers. My rating: 7/10
Caboose (1996 TV): Interesting story, boring film. Provocative scenes that fail to shock. Good cast that we’re at their beginnings. My rating: 5/10