You open the door to your bedroom only to find it’s a complete mess with a slice of pizza stuck to the celling and a kangaroo, a raccoon and a penguin are enthusiastically jumping up and down on your bed, wearing your clothes and jewelry and singing along to a boombox blaring Aqua ‘Barbie Girl’
How would you react?
I'd pick up my phone, hold it horizontally and start recording a video.
Surely gets some views on YT.
And I'd possibly grab some charcoal tablets, just in case I've ingested a hallucinogen and it's not yet fully metabolized.
I'd be livid. Nobody plays a lame song like "Barbie Girl" on my boombox.
shareYes, Doctor Jones is so much better!
https://youtu.be/-1jPUB7gRyg
No Aqua! Not even the Aquaman soundtrack.
shareSounds like a typical Friday night. I'd tie them to a chair and make them watch St. Elmo's Fire on a continuous loop in my basement.
shareI would realise I was in the wrong house ( because I don't own any jewelry ) and leave the premises immediately.
Maybe take all the elements and come up with a bad kids' joke.
A kangaroo, a raccoon and a penguin were looking for a place to celebrate. They snuck in through the bedroom window of a house and helped themselves to all the clothing and jewelry, and cranked up the boombox. One of them went into the kitchen and found some leftover pizza in the refrigerator.
The owner came home and heard all the ruckus coming from the bedroom. Opening the door he found them dancing amidst the trashed belongings. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?" he yelled.
The trio looked at him and replied, "We're party animals."
i would definitely pinch myself for having a strange dream.
shareHow did you react.
shareUpset, livid and visibly shaken.
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