How's it going? You don't say? See ya.
Hi. Not great. Bye đź‘‹
Where are you going?
To the circus. Doo-doo-doodle-loodle-doo-doo-doo-dooooo.
Hey man. Pretty good, you? Say, you ever seen one of these things? I found it at .... oooOOOPS! Damn. Oh well. Later dude.
tldr
That’s just an excuse because you never learned to read. You can’t fool me.
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My trousers and my Etons are too starchy!
Don’t make me whomp you with my tennis racket!